what i'm thinking about during school
weasleyjumpers: keep-my-heart-beating: laurenjustdgaf: bethanyautumn: -skyunderthesea: stoneslaylikebones: ddylan-:domtothemoon: stop looking at me is there something on my face oh my god i have to use the bathroom the bathrooms are gross why are you staring at me go away you’re ugly oh you’re pretty jk you just said “fail” i don’t care why is half your face paralyzed i’m...
Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can...
jimhalpert: (via 1-900-okface, aintnopartylikeascrantonparty) That’s what she said ;D
predictable-much: crookedindifference: ...
FUCK THE GIRL WHO THREW THE PUPPIES IN A RIVER.
OKAY, I JUST SAW THAT VIDEO OF THE GIRL THROWING PUPPIES INTO THE RIVER. AND I’M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF. THOSE PUPPIES WERE PROBABLY ONLY A FEW WEEKS OLD. THEY PROBABLY COULDN’T EVEN WALK YET. AND SHE’S THROWING THEM INTO THE RIVER LIKE THEY’RE FUCKING ROCKS. IT’S SICKENING. THAT BITCH IS FUCKING DROWNING PUPPIES, IT’S TORTURE. WHO EVEN COMES UP WITH...
I SNUCK UPSTAIRS AND GOT MY PHONE BACK, LUCKILY MY MOM WAS ASLEEP. SUCCESS! i fell like a ninja.
When someone likes me:
jenny-wong: putyourheartonmute: xcruushx: rawrconniee: fuckyeahadobo: bernadettehere: I automatically think this must be a joke maybe they were dared they are desperate and i am the last resort WHY? lol they’re just kidding is this real life their intentions aren’t good they’re using me they were put up to this (via thecrazyfilipino, oceannavenue)
WHAT THE FUCK.
MY MOM JUST SUDDENLY CAME DOWNSTAIRS, BIT ME, THEN STOLE MY PHONE. SHE’S NOT GONNE GIVE IT BACK UNTIL I GO UPSTAIRS TO SLEEP. BUT I DON’T WANT TO SLEEP YET.