June 2012
martymikalski:
SIRI
WHERE
IS
MY
SUPER
SUIT
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alittlebitridiculous:
laughingstation:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round,...
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blameitonyourheart:
my-wifi-is-organic / motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing
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berlitz:
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
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shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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dickfranceschi:
constantly stuck between hating myself and thinking im the best thing on the fucking planet
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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Interviewer: Better kisser: Kristen Stewart or Emma Stone?
Jesse Eisenberg: If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me this, I would have ten cents because I did an interview in Scotland where I was asked the same question. I have thought about this a lot and have created a Venn diagram detailing where the two young women overlap. It's a complicated chart that is available on my website, JesseEisenbergGotToFakeKissFamousWomen.org.
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