nobluehat:

phasmidhugs:

BINGO.

FUCKIN

IT’S ONLY BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES


galaxyexpressthreenine:

seeing your friends get attached to characters you know die is the funniest thing ever.


The first Golden Globes promo is here


corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before


grandkanye:

mrsomnomnomers:

jesuschristvevo:

if someone tells a joke and a white girl doesnt get offended did it even happen

This is really fucking racist. Not ALL white girls are really annoying and prissy and offended easily oh my god just shut up

found a white girl



omg why would you post your tumblr on your facebook why would you give up your hannah montana life just like that


scoutsma:

I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM

I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS

IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT


soviet-princess:

what if Taylor Swift became the world’s fastest dressmaker

then she’d really be

Tailor Swift


everyday-awkward:

Once my freshman year this quiet Asian girl in my school was wearing a shirt that said “I like cupcakes” and I was like “Oh I like your shirt, I like cupcakes too!” and she told me to go fuck myself and I have not been the same since


The shortcuts everyone should have on their phone.


mjwatson:

I DON’T WANT TO POST THIS BUT I DO IT JUST FEELS VERY INTIMATE AND I SHOULDN’T BE LOOKING AT IT AND IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE BUT DAMN