
BINGO.
FUCKIN
IT’S ONLY BEEN LIKE 10 MINUTES
seeing your friends get attached to characters you know die is the funniest thing ever.
ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully
and then
open this one up but DO NOT have it muted
then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before
if someone tells a joke and a white girl doesnt get offended did it even happen
This is really fucking racist. Not ALL white girls are really annoying and prissy and offended easily oh my god just shut up
found a white girl

omg why would you post your tumblr on your facebook why would you give up your hannah montana life just like that
I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING SOMETHING FUNNY ON TUMBLR TO MY MOM
I TRIED EXPLAINING THIS
IM GONNA FUCKING COMMIT
what if Taylor Swift became the world’s fastest dressmaker
then she’d really be
Tailor Swift
Once my freshman year this quiet Asian girl in my school was wearing a shirt that said “I like cupcakes” and I was like “Oh I like your shirt, I like cupcakes too!” and she told me to go fuck myself and I have not been the same since

The shortcuts everyone should have on their phone.

I DON’T WANT TO POST THIS BUT I DO IT JUST FEELS VERY INTIMATE AND I SHOULDN’T BE LOOKING AT IT AND IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE BUT DAMN